Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Bus Conversation

On the bus heading home from South Congress last Thursday, a young heavily-tattooed man takes the seat across from me.

Tattoo:  With those boots you're lettin everyone know you're from Texas.
Me:  Funny thing is, I'm not from Texas.
Tattoo:  Oh yeah?  Tennessee.
Me:  Nope.
Tattoo:  South Carolina.
Me:  Nope.
Tattoo:  I know, North Carolina.
Me:  Nope.
Tattoo:  Well then where in the hell are you from.
Me:  New York.
Tattoo:  New York!  Well if you ever want to get inked come to my shop, it's called Between the Lines.
Me:  Ok, thank you.
Tattoo:  You know, if you've had a few shots of Patron and you want a little butterfly tattoo.

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