Tattoo: With those boots you're lettin everyone know you're from Texas.
Me: Funny thing is, I'm not from Texas.
Tattoo: Oh yeah? Tennessee.
Tattoo: South Carolina.
Tattoo: I know, North Carolina.
Tattoo: Well then where in the hell are you from.
Me: New York.
Tattoo: New York! Well if you ever want to get inked come to my shop, it's called Between the Lines.
Me: Ok, thank you.
Tattoo: You know, if you've had a few shots of Patron and you want a little butterfly tattoo.